Twitter Story Part 2 (ft. Lil Wayne & Drake)
June 18th, 2009 | Uncategorized | Crow
What happens when you put a few of the biggest names in hip hop, today in the same studio? You get a a very pause able situation also known as a Code Pink. Over the past few months the biggest thing on the internet if it isn’t Drake, has to be the Pause Police (Pause). Is the newcomer of last summer, the Chris Paul of this Fall, prepared for his first run in with Officer No Homo and his boys? (Pause 2x). Follow us @FindTheSHIT Story after the More’eee
Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye West are all sitting in a studio working on Drake’s debut album Thank Me Later. Drake pulls out his blackberry and begins to twitter.
drakkardnoir : Young Money G.O.O.D Music, we’re making magic together. THANK ME LATER!!!!
Pausepolice @drakkardnoir G.O.O.D Music, we’ve being trying to track those guys down. One of the gayest gangs in the nation. Careful you may be considered an accomplice.
Pausepolice: WANTED G.O.O.D MUSIC. THEY ARE LED BY Kanye West, a known under boss is John Legend. There headquarters is believed to be located in Hawaii If you see these individuals please contact us.
Pausepolice: G.O.O.D = Gay Operations On Demand.
tygatyga@drakkardnoir yo Drizzy whats good? what studio ya’ll at ? why nobody hit me up?
tygatyga@drakkardnoir Tell Wayne I said what’s up? Ask Ye if he remember me ?
tygatyga@drakkardnoir ask Wayne if I could hop on that Every Girl remix.
tygatyga@drakkardnoir we should do Coconut Juice 2: More Juice. What you think?
Pausepolice@tygatyga 25 years in the Lance Bass Cell.
BACK IN THE STUDIO.
Lil Wayne
Put your phone away lets get to work?
Drake
Who’s Tyga Tyga?
Lil Wayne
Never heard of him, ain’t that homie that used to chill with Winnie The Pooh.
Drake
He keeps sending me messages.
Kanye West
Isn’t that the dude that use to sing that song……
“Put the Lime in the coconut and mix it all up”
Drake pulls out his blackberry again.
Block tygatyga.
Are you Sure you want to block tygatyga?
Yes.
tygatyga@drakkardnoir Why you not answering me? What’s up? Its Tyga
Drake puts away his blackberry and the studio door opens. It’s Diddy with a bottle of Ciroc Vodka in each hand.
Diddy
LETS GO PEOPLE!! HAVE NO FEAR
CIROC OBAMA IS HERE.
Drake
Who invited this nigga and why is he yelling ?
Diddy
IM LOCKED IN. LETS MAKE GREAT MUSIC.
LAST TRAIN TO PARIS, GET ON BOARD.
Kanye West
How’d you find us?
Diddy
TWITTER. MY FAMILY IS A MILLION STRONG
A MILLION POSITIVE PEOPLE,
READY TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
Lil Wayne
I can’t take this shit, somebody please
double cup me. Where is Mack Maine?
Diddy pulls out his blackberry and starts to twitter.
iamdiddy: IM LOCKED DIDDY AND DRIZZY!!!! ITS A PROBLEM!!!! LAST TRAIN TO PARIS GET ABOARD!!!!
foxxfiles@iamdiddy unfollowdiddy.net. This war is far from over.
iamdiddy: WE HAVE ANOTHER CASE OF TWITCHASSNESS. LETS ALL GIVE @foxxfiles A HUG AND PRAY FOR HIM! DON’T FORGET TO SQUEEZE TIGHT.
foxxfiles@pausepolice RT: iamdiddy: WE HAVE ANOTHER CASE OF TWITCHASSNESS. LETS ALL GIVE @foxxfiles A HUG AND PRAY FOR HIM! DON’T FORGET TO SQUEEZE TIGHT.
crowparty: RT iamdiddy: WE HAVE ANOTHER CASE OF TWITCHASSNESS. LETS ALL GIVE @foxxfiles A HUG AND PRAY FOR HIM! DON’T FORGET TO SQUEEZE TIGHT. @pausepolice.
drakkardnoir@iamdiddy you do realize we’re working on my album and not yours right?
iamdiddy: GOING LIVE IN 5 MINS!!! SPECIAL GUEST IN THE STUDIO WITH ME TONIGHT!!!! YE, WEEZY, DRIZZY! CAN IT GET ANY BIGGER!!!!
crowparaty@pausepolice we have to put a stop to this. RT: iamdiddy: GOING LIVE IN 5 MINS!!! SPECIAL GUEST IN THE STUDIO WITH ME TONIGHT!!!! YE, WEEZY, DRIZZY! CAN IT GET ANY BIGGER!!!!
Pausepolice: CODE PINK ALERT |!!! CODE PINK ALERT!!!! DIDDY AND KANYE IN THE SAME PLACE LOCK YOUR DOORS.
iamdiddy: DIDDY FACT DIDDY FACT: I WROTE FOR B.I.G. ” LOOK SO GOOD I”LL SUCK ON YOUR DADDY’S DICK” THAT WAS ALL ME, DON”T SLEEP ON MY SKILLS.
foxxfiles@pausepolice somebody needs to put an end to @iamdiddy.
Pausepolice: Drake is being charged as an accomplice and for shopping at GAP Kids. Weezy for the lip piercing, sitting in the asshole of the Maybach. Don’t think we forgot about the Baby Kiss, thats still on file.
BACK IN THE STUDIO
Diddy starts to set up his webcam.
Kanye West
What are you doing?
Diddy
PTWITTY TV. WE GOING LIVE.
Kanye West
This is why I go to Hawaii .
Lil Wayne is already high and slumped over on a couch in the studio.
Drake
I just want to be Successful.
Diddy
You going to spit one of those blackberry
freestyles for PTWITTY TV?
Diddy starts to twitter.
iamdiddy: HERE WE GO. WE GOING LIVE!!!!
Diddy
( talking to the webcam) You know a lot of these
young cats out here are afraid of a challenge.
But not me, I’m from the old school, the school
of hard knocks. This goes out to you Sexy Spec.
Diddy slides back and begins to dance and strip to a Day 26 Song.
Kanye West
This is even too gay for me, I’m out of here.
Lil Wayne is still leaned over on the couch.
Lil Wayne
Yep, Yep I kiss my Daddy…. and Drake too sometimes.
YOUNG MOOOLAAAA BABY.
Lil Wayne then passes out. Diddy is still dancing . Drake looks confused and disgusted.
There’s a loud knock on the door as Kanye West gets ready to exit.
Drake
Who is it now?
The person on the other side of the door shouts “THE POLICE!!!! ”
Drake
Diddy did you really call over strippers?
If I knew Hip Hop was so gay,
I would of stayed on Degrassi.
The person on the other side of the door begins to knock louder and shouts ” OPEN UP WE KNOW YOU GUYS ARE IN THERE!!!”
Kanye West
Ross thats you?
The person on the other side of the door yells ” ITS THE POLICE, THE PAUSE POLICE, YOU ALL ARE UNDER ARREST”
The music stops Diddy who is now down to tight spandex underwear with the bad boy logo on the butt, finally stops dancing.
Diddy
OH SHIT THEY’RE REAL!!!!
QUICK HIDE THE K-Y!!!!
THE END!!
No Credit by (@CrowParty)
Illustration by Niaren Binford. (@MisNia1213)
Words by Darnell Taylor (@wrinkleDTshirt)
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So corny. I want the 2 minutes of my life back you cornball.